“None of what you’re saying makes any sense, Victoria, and I find it all deeply intriguing.”

“None of what you’re saying makes any sense, Victoria, and I find it all deeply intriguing.”

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“Hell is other people. Other specific people.”

“Hell is other people. Other specific people.”

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“Ah Victoria, it all seems so simple now, doesn’t it?”

“Ah Victoria, it all seems so simple now, doesn’t it?”

“Fatal Attraction, where Glenn Close gets involved with a married man and becomes increasingly unhinged. Sounds like me and the GOP. You can pick who’s who in that equation.”

“Fatal Attraction, where Glenn Close gets involved with a married man and becomes increasingly unhinged. Sounds like me and the GOP. You can pick who’s who in that equation.”

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“This photo of the Pope as Marilyn Monroe is the least disturbing thing we’ll find out about the Catholic church in the next few years.”

“This photo of the Pope as Marilyn Monroe is the least disturbing thing we’ll find out about the Catholic church in the next few years.”

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“Thanks, Al. See you in the inescapable void.”

“Thanks, Al. See you in the inescapable void.”

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“Al Franken, future Senator. Dennis Miller, current and future mess.”

“Al Franken, future Senator. Dennis Miller, current and future mess.”

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“Sometimes I make this face in the morning. And also when I ponder the ultimate meaninglessness of all our existences.”

“Sometimes I make this face in the morning. And also when I ponder the ultimate meaninglessness of all our existences.”

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“Joe Biden, people. Thank god nobody will ever give this guy an important gig.”

“Joe Biden, people. Thank god nobody will ever give this guy an important gig.”

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“Ah, Jerry Fallwell. Your mixture of greed and religious intolerance formed the model for my future taskmasters.”

“Ah, Jerry Fallwell. Your mixture of greed and religious intolerance formed the model for my future taskmasters.”